Libraries are so noisy sometimes. . .

Well, only on Thursdays, first block, when about a quarter of the Community Service class is in here, instead of, well, serving the community of school.

Anyway, I almost missed the bus this morning due to my stupid little sister. She just has to wake up fifteen minutes before the bus comes and she just has to hog the bathroom. Honestly, when I was her age, I went to bed at seven thirty and I woke up at six o'clock every morning, no matter how tired I was. And here goes Little Miss Lackluster Hair goes to bed at nine thirty and wakes up at seven twenty. I when to bad at eleven, at least and I woke up at six forty five, at least I managed.

Yes, I just called my sister Little Miss Lackluster Hair. I can't call her Snape-Head becuase she's not cool (or ironically, nice enough) to even be compared to Snape. Plus, if I can't tell the difference between her hair or the wig Alan Rickman uses for the HP movies, then you got yourself a problem. She claims she washed it last night, but it doesn't show. I think her hair must be dead from the ears down.


Anyway, I am a big fan of paraodies. Especially Harry Potter ones. Potter Puppet Pals has just released a new episode, 'Wizard Swears'. Very funny, but some people didn't like the fact that the word 'Republican' was used in the Elderswear. My co-writer, Stefani certainly did not like it. She also doesn't like the Shoebox Project, so . . . when it comes to boy on boy action, I do not squee to her. (I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Stef, in a friendly sort of way).

I am also starting a little parody myself, called 'Movies Abridged'. The first one will be Anastasia, the story of the lost Russian Princess/ Grand Dutchess. I am currently writing it, since VHS is so hard to work with, I don't watch it very often (And I do have to return it soon. . . I've been borrowing it since October. . .). Afterwords, I should be doing The Little Mermaid and then, if I'm lucky and if Movies in 15 Minutes doesn't do it first, I shall parody Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. M15 has already parodied The Golden Compass and you know what? It came out last Friday! In theaters! Honestly, she works fast! I saw that movies, BTW, with my entire French class in French. It was pretty good. I liked the part where the Polar Bear bitched- slapped the other Polar Bear's jaw off.


BTW, I just sent my Beta chappies 21 and 22 for TGHC. That means they'll be up really soon!
Sam

I want a Shoebox Project T_T (But that is beyond the point!)

Yes, I have discovered the wonders of the Shoebox Project. I'm only on Part Seven, but it's making me want to write and I've lost my Writing Groove. I had it last Sunday, for God's Sake! How could I lose it in a week?

Anyway, I was discussing what would happen if a bunch of people were snowed into a school for the long weekend. My friends and I were just shooting off possibilities.

For one thing, people would be taking the doors off and burning them in the Cafeteria to keep warm. Then everyone would have to camp out in the Cafeteria at night. Suddenly, everyone would get a bad case of Cabin Fever. People start dissapearing- Some people will say that they are being kidnapped by the monster that lives in the school- Or the serial murderer that lives behind the school has got them. But the one person with sense will say that they've escaped. Instead of listening to said sensible person, they lock him away in the storage room in the Cafeteria and then the others will rebel against the school monster/ killer. But then the local firemen/ police officers come ot rescue them from their Cabin Fever. I want to write it SO BADLY. WHY CAN'T I WRITE IT?

I want my writing Groove. NOW.

Dear Santa,
I've been a good girl. I didn't kill any kittens or puppies. I tried my hardest to be nice (it's not my fault that he is being an arrogant cow. That's just him being crazy) and kind. So, there is a million things I could ask for. And I'm asking my Mother for those things. But only you, Santa, can give me this one thing.

You can't wrap it or place a nice ribbon on it.

You can't stick it in a stocking nor can you give it away.

You can't make it nor break it.

This is my hopeful wish, Santa, Jolly Ol' Saint Nick! Please oh please give me back my Writing Groove! I want to finish Nascent, TGHC, CWW and start Cabin Fever!

With much love (and looking forewards to this Sunday)
Sam
(Say hello to Rudolph for me!)

Damn you people and you shallow ways!

So I was surfing this forum and found a thread. Some girl was complaining that these two 'ugly' people who were kissing and holding hands and having a great relantionship where the girl herself thought that she was unbelievably hot but all her relationships suck becuase her boyfriends used her for sex.

Now, can someone please point out where this girl went wrong?

I can tell you that she is not pretty or hot. That chick has got a bad case of ugly. A really, really bad case of it.

But she has an ugly attitude to match it, and it's the ultimate irony! I found it so funny. This girl actually thought that ugly people shouldn't have happy lives. And she clams that everyone who said what I just did was jealous. Ohh that poor soul.

Another case of this is this one girl I can never understand, her name is Paige and she is one hell of an asshole.

I admit she's rather pretty but that's about it.

She has a very ugly attitude. She stole another girl's boyfriend (so far that only one I know about. . .), hates people who doesn't dress like her, is a hypocrite, hates French people, doesn't put any effort into school and is completely spoiled beyond redemption. An greedy. I totally forgot greed (honestly, how could I?).

Yup, this girl is horrible. I go on at least three buses a day with her and have to put up with her bullshitery. Yes that and her fuckery as well.

Today, I got something in return for all of this. Yup. She got caught smoking! I didn't even know she smoked! The new principal has banned most of the areas outside the courtyards and he used to go outside with a camera to take photos of said smokers. Today, while I was at the movies (explain later. . . ) Paige was caught smoking with one of the hidden cameras~! I think the principal called her Mum becuase on the bus ride home, people were pointing out the fact that she was smoking and got caught. I loved the fact that she seemed distressed. I also know that makes me sound like a bad person, but whatever. Paige got her just desserts!

The other thing that pissed me off was that one boy tried to get her out of trouble by inventing a lie. "All you have to say is that the smoke was actually you breathing out, because it's so cold . . ." LET HER GET IN TROUBLE, BITCHES SHE NEEDS TO GET OFF HER HIGH HORSE!

Anyway, two and a half French classes went to the Cinema. We watched The Golden Compass. It was pretty kick- ass. A polar bear bitched- slapped another polar bear's JAW OFF. THAT WAS SO HARCORE. And the ending pretty much sucked, though. Only because they just sailed off into the sunset. Pfffft. That's not an ending. It's just them flying into the sunset.

Anyway, time to check in with my stories.

Nascent:
Fourteen chappies written, about two pages into fifteen. Should need only four or five more chappies

Professor Evans:
Finished chappie two and a few paragraphs into chappie three.

TGHC:
Still at chappie twenty four. *Le Sigh*

Calisthenics with Words:
Still in the planning stages.

Until next time.
Sam